Thanks for tuning in, Teddy. The gratuitous threat was a shameless ploy to get you to read the posts.
Any thoughts, or just hunches, regarding the posted theories would be awesome, though. Also, any idea about the stance we should take with Caldeth would be great, since I think the session will begin abruptly with our riposte to Caldeth's question.
Come to think of it, "Where's my daughter, you sunuvabitch?" is slightly akin to "When did you stop beating your wife?", no? I mean, even "Gee, I dunno" sounds either flippant or disingenuous. That's why I was leaning toward an acerbic comeback. If you guys think we should dial it back, then perhaps a stiff, forebearing "I don't know. Which daughter is missing, my lord?" through slightly gritted teeth would be more patiently banal than "Which daughter have you misplaced?"
As for Dave, an occasional prohibited reference might yield a posted GM wrist-slapping, but I would think an entire paragraph of pastische risks the forum equivalent of the
bastinado.