Ok, so it's not one of Ewen's works but an adapted version of Lonely Islands Captain Jack Sparrow song:
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=GI6CfKcM ... I6CfKcMhjY
Whisper: Here we go.
Ungh, Bachelor Knights, Knights of Kaldor
YEAAAHH!
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now wench roll with us, men at arms heads snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
ROLLIN' UP
Baris Blows through the doors ain't no holdin' up
YEAH
Bastard sword at the bar like I gives a fuck.
COME ON
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the dwarf, the fellas looking jealous when the ales are set
YEAH YEAH
Three pounds in my pocket, sword on my belt, you either get cut, get punched, or ales for yourself
THIS IS THE TALE OF SIR AEOMUND LEGITH A KNIGHT SO BRAVE IN TASHAL TOWN
What?
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO SERVE LARANIA, SCABBARD SWAYING ON THAT MIGHTY HIP!
Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the bar
Buying up the ales so the ladies show us love
RAVEN HALL
Motherfraking Baris, I'm the number one companion
Mind on my land, I'm a knight but more like a stallion
AEOMUND LEGITH
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Sir Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya take you home and bang you twice guy"
YEAH YEAH!
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
Nooo
OLD SIR AEOMUND GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
HE'S THE PAUPER OF TASHAL
(yeah uh huh)
THE SWORD OF LARANA
(oh God)
BUT IS EXILE AND DEATH WHAT LIES IN STORE?
Yeah, we've heard the tale
Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
AEOMUND LEGITH
What?
KNIGHT OF LARAN!
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
BASTARD SWORD
Nope
GIANT SHIELD
Wrong
Sir Ewen we're really gonna need you to focus up
ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER COMPANION
Wait--
LIFE IS A BOX OF CHAOS AND MY NAME IS CEKIYA
(Not better)
THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, CROSS ME WIND UP DEAD
(Come on!)
OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, KAELYN IS MY NAME
(Nooo, God)
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME TORA, WITH ARROWS I'LL MAKE IT RAIN
(close enough)
YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
THIS IS THE TALE OF TORA THE STEWARD
BARIS'S MARSHALL WITH THE WHITE RAVEN NUTS
(Take it home!)
GOT A MODEST FIEF, BUT HER ARMORY'S EMPTY
THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A LEVY, JUST WAITING TO GET MUSTERED!
Ooookay, turns out SIR Ewen is a major sagaphile
YOU COMPLETE ME!
Yup, yeah, okay